BBQ, Grilling, Churrasco, Asado... What Are We Even Talking About?

BBQ, Grilling, Churrasco, Asado... What Are We Even Talking About?

One person's BBQ is burgers and hot dogs. Another person's BBQ is skirt steak, picanha, grilled vegetables, and an afternoon around the fire. A look at how cultures define BBQ differently and why cooking over fire remains one of humanity's oldest traditions.

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Please Pack Your Knives and Question Your Television Choices

Please Pack Your Knives and Question Your Television Choices

Padma left and I thought I was done with Top Chef. Then a friend convinced me to give it another shot and now I'm hooked all over again. From Top Chef and Beat Bobby Flay to Chopped and Triple Threat, here's my completely unbiased and probably incorrect ranking of cooking competition television.

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ONE BITE BEFORE JUDGEMENT
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ONE BITE BEFORE JUDGEMENT

A bad encounter with eel at a business lunch, a redemption story involving anchovies in Spain, and the family rule that everyone gets one bite before passing judgment. A reflection on food, respect, travel, and keeping an open mind at the table.

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Yo Quiero... Whatever This Is
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Yo Quiero... Whatever This Is

I know Taco Bell isn't authentic Mexican food. I know the arguments. I know the history. And yet every once in a while, I still find myself in the drive-thru ordering a Crunchwrap Supreme and questioning absolutely nothing.

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homo erectus was on to something

homo erectus was on to something

Somewhere in prehistory, one brave Homo erectus looked at a piece of meat, looked at a fire, and made a decision that changed civilization forever. Did humanity's first cook eventually evolve into a Texas pitmaster or a South American gaucho? A completely unscientific investigation into barbecue, curiosity, and our enduring love affair with fire and food.

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operation: conttraband carrot sticks
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operation: conttraband carrot sticks

I have a confession to make: I sneak snacks into movie theaters. Not because I'm trying to save money, but because sometimes I want something other than popcorn, candy, or nachos swimming in molten orange cheese. If theaters sold apple slices, carrots, or fruit cups, I'd gladly buy them. Until then, the underground snack-smuggling operation remains active.

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i still want the sandwich from tom & jerry
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i still want the sandwich from tom & jerry

Long before food influencers and cooking shows, Tom and Jerry gave us some of the most unforgettable meals in animation. From impossible deli sandwiches to glossy cartoon hams, here's why those animated foods still live rent-free in my memory.

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party at the moon tower
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party at the moon tower

If you found yourself invited to the legendary Moon Tower party from Dazed and Confused, what beer would you bring? From Miller Lite to the timeless wisdom that the best beer is a free beer, a nostalgic look at movie parties, cold cans, and one of cinema's greatest beer-drinking scenes.

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straight to jail
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straight to jail

I trust carbonara. I trust eggs Benedict. I trust my parents' sunny-side-up eggs. But hand me a perfectly cooked ramen egg and suddenly I'm a bureaucrat enforcing breakfast regulations. Welcome to the Egg Circle of Trust.

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don’t clap between movements
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don’t clap between movements

My wife taught me that you don't clap between movements at the symphony. The more I thought about it, the more I realized restaurants have their own unwritten rules. Ordering before opening the menu, shouting across the dining room for a server, and demolishing the bread basket before drinks arrive might just be the culinary equivalent of applauding before the music is over.

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a glass of milk please
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a glass of milk please

Every restaurant has them. The people who confidently order a glass of milk and the people who eat every fry before touching their burger. I don't understand either group, but I respect their commitment to chaos.

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one meal three drinks zero logic
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one meal three drinks zero logic

What do you drink with your meal? A Paloma with tacos? A dirty martini with sushi? A Diet Coke "fridge cigarette" with Chinese takeout? This is a journey through lemonade, neon-red Shirley Temple cherries, Vermont root beer, and the realization that beverage pairings are mostly suggestions anyway.

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